Ka\u017ee u\u010denica profesorici:<\/p>\n
– Napisala sam pjesmu o seksu.
\n– Dobro, da \u010dujemo.
\n– Ustanem rano, idem u \u0161kolu, u\u010dim, malo se igram, opet u\u010dim,
\nspavam i sve tako…
\n– I dobro, a gdje je tu seks? – pita profesorica.<\/p>\n
– Pjesma se zove “Jebe\u0161 takav \u017eivot”<\/p>\n
=============================<\/p>\n
\u010cemu slu\u017ee prijatelji?
\nAko ima lo\u0161 dan, ode\u0161 prijatelju… i pokvari\u0161 dan i
\nnjemu.<\/p>\n
=============================<\/p>\n
Baki sti\u017ee paket od unuka iz vojske.
\nOtvara ona paket, kad unutra ru\u010dna bomba i papiri\u0107\u00a0 na kojem
\npi\u0161e:
\n– Bako, ako povu\u010de\u0161 ovaj prsten\u010di\u0107, dobit \u0107u tri dana
\nslobodno!<\/p>\n
===========================<\/p>\n
Bile dvije \u017eabe u bari…
\nJedna skroz mirno sjedi na lopo\u010du a druga ska\u010de k’o luda.
\nI ska\u010de ona tako sat vremena, tek je ova mirna priupita:
\n– Krekkk?
\nA druga odgovori:
\n– Jok, kokain!<\/p>\n
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Poveo Mujo kravu kod bika i krenula s njim i Fata.
\nKad je radnja pro\u0161la, do\u0161apnu mu Fata:
\n“Mujo bolan, i men’ se j.e.b.e…”
\nMujo:
\n“Ne znam. Ja sam pare ponio samo za kravu!”<\/p>\n
___________________________________<\/p>\n
U Beogradu pobjegao lav iz zoolo\u0161kog vrta i na ulici napao neku
\ndjevoj\u010dicu.
\nVidjev\u0161i to, jedan prolaznik sko\u010di i pohrva se s lavom,
\nte ga zadavi
\ngolim rukama.
\nSljede\u0107eg dana “Politika” objavi naslov:
\n-HRABRI SRBIN SPASIO DEVOJ\u010cICU!!!<\/p>\n
Istog jutra dodje ljutit \u010dovjek u redakciju:
\n“Slju\u0161ajte vi, ja sam onaj koji je zadavio ljava, i ja
\nnisam nikakav
\nSrbin!”
\nSlijede\u010deg dana “Politika” osvane s novim naslovom:
\n-HRABRI\u00a0 JUGOSLEVEN SPASIO DEVOJ\u010cICU!!!<\/p>\n
Ubrzo eto opet junaka jos lju\u0107eg:
\n“Opet lja\u017eete! Nisam ja Jugosljaven!”
\n“Pa \u0161ta si onda \u010dove\u010de u p. materinu!?”
\n“Aljbanac!”
\nI tako tre\u0107eg dana “Politika” iza\u0111e s ispravljenim
\nnaslovom.<\/p>\n
POMAHNITALI\u00a0 \u0160IPTAR ZVERSKI UBIO LAVI\u0106A, LJUBIMCA NESRETNE
\nDEVOJ\u010cICE.<\/p>\n
___________________________________<\/p>\n
Tri rode lete zajedno, pita prva: Kamo leti\u0161?<\/p>\n
– Ah, danas \u0107u razveseliti jedan bra\u010dni par koji ve\u010d 10
\ngodina
\npoku\u0161ava dobiti dijete. Nosim im jednu preslatku djevoj\u010dicu!
\n– Zaista lijepo od tebe. Ja idem k jednoj \u017eeni koja nikada
\nnije
\nimala djecu pa joj nosim jednoga sin\u010di\u0107a.
\n– Ooo, to \u0107e ju uistinu usre\u010diti!
\n– A ti, kamo ti ide\u0161? – upitaju tre\u010du rodu:
\n– Ja? Ah, ja letim u samostan casnim sestrama …..<\/p>\n
– Nista im ne nosim, ali …. uvijek se useru od straha!
\n___________________________________<\/p>\n
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Ka\u017ee u\u010denica profesorici: <\/p>\n
– Napisala sam pjesmu o seksu.
\n– Dobro, da \u010dujemo.
\n– Ustanem rano, idem u \u0161kolu, u\u010dim, malo se igram, opet u\u010dim,
\nspavam i sve tako…
\n– I dobro, a gdje je tu seks? – pita profesorica. <\/p>\n
– Pjesma se zove “Jebe\u0161 takav \u017eivot” <\/p>\n
============================= <\/p>\n
\u010cemu slu\u017ee prijatelji?
\nAko ima lo\u0161 dan, ode\u0161 prijatelju… i pokvari\u0161 dan i
\nnjemu. <\/p>\n
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